Walker, Bad Acting

Thanks to an old friend for sticking that title in my head long ago.

I’ll have many an hour filled now browsing through the Chuck Norris Fact site.

Just from a quick perusal I’ve found two that jump out at me:

  • Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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